“The society which has abolished every kind of adventure makes its own abolition the only possible adventure.” Paris, May 1968

Monday, 11 June 2012

Gove tipped for Poet Laureate.

Education Sec. Mick "The Alien" Gove wants kids as young as five to learn and recite poetry in a major new schools shake up. Is Gove for real? I mean does he seriously think that young children have stopped reciting poetry as a result of some left wing conspiracy? One more question. Why is it that the people who bang on about education the most are so thick and unimaginative? I live in the suburbs and the suburbs are infested with people who insist that the local comp is a hot bed of gang related crime and that the pupils are made to swear allegiance to Trotsky at morning assembly. These people have very strong view on education yet would clearly struggle to tell if a book was the right way up.

I think that Gove should be taken round the back of the bike shed and slapped around for a lark,
and also for failing to memorise all of John Cooper Clarke,
With his knowledge of Benjamin Zephaniah ascertained,
his head should be pushed down the girl's bogs - again.

                                            Micheal Gove - A man for our times.

1 comment:

Gitane said...

Definitely a man of our times. An ideological fruitcake.