“The society which has abolished every kind of adventure makes its own abolition the only possible adventure.” Paris, May 1968

Monday, 30 May 2011

Organic cucumber? Nein danke.

Donner und blitzen! It can't be easy being a German Green. No sooner have they got the possibility of a nuclear free fatherland on the horizon and they go and start poisoning themselves with organic cucumbers. Gott in Himmel! I knew that from this organic scheisse no good would come.


henry said...

Ah. But the thlot pickens. I blame those [insert nation here] bastards!

Gitane said...

Latest I've read says that the particular strain of mongrel ecoli toxins identified in these 18 fatal cases and others originates in the sheisse of animals (notable cows and pigs). It was probably lurking in the sheisse fertilizer they use on organic veggies. How organic is a cucumber fed on animal shit? Wouldn't we be safer using phosphates? much headscratching in our social club with the allotment mafia saying "serves you right you should grow yer own" and the Tesco tourists saying "what germs are in that horse shit you put on your tomatoes you old c£$%". You're a lotty owner Ray, enlighten us as to where can we get a cucumber we can trust?