“The society which has abolished every kind of adventure makes its own abolition the only possible adventure.” Paris, May 1968

Tuesday, 2 April 2013

What was your favourite spoof news story?

So how did you make out with spotting the media's April Fool spoof news stories yesterday?
I think that I managed to spot three wind ups straight away. There was:
(a) The Italian fascist (but non-racist) football manager who has been brought in to give Sunderland a dose of party discipline.                                   
(b) The Swiss 10 o'clock curfew on teenagers. This is being enforced by Hells Angels security who will presumably batter shit out of any teens who answer back. Spirit of Altamont and all that.
(c) The Secretary of State for Work and Pensions who can live on £53 a week.
Yes, spotted all three. You have to get up early to catch out us Freedom Pass Anarchists. In fact you have to get up so early you might as well not bother going to bed.

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