“The society which has abolished every kind of adventure makes its own abolition the only possible adventure.” Paris, May 1968

Sunday, 27 May 2012

Theresa May and The Great Bubble Invasion.

If there is one thing bound to take people's minds off government corruption and ineptitude it's the prospect of a huge disaster looming on the horizon. Better still announce imminent disaster and at the same time reassure punters that thanks to a master stroke of forward planning the government have all but averted said disaster. It's going to be a damned close run thing but we are in safe hands. So it is with Theresa May and The Great Bubble Invasion. Yes that's right, the collapse of the Euro could result in a flood, nay deluge, of Greeks pouring into our Island Home. Pissed rotten on ouzo, smashing plates all over the shop and playing those bouzouki things on every street corner our whole culture and way of life could be under threat - and that's before you even start to think about 'em taking all those jobs happily done at present by our Poles. No, up with this we could not put. Luckily for us our Theresa (Greek name meaning "harvest" BTW) has the matter well in hand. The borders are secure. Our backs are against the wall ( a good position to adopt in the circumstances some will say) but we will prevail and repel the alien horde etc. Theresa May - you could make her up but why the fuck would you want to.

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