Brown takes ash action. Saves bacon.

A national shortage of South American flowers and African bobby beans. The PM launches a Dunkirk type rescue mission for stranded Brit holidaymakers. BA's Willy Wonker says it's all a big fuss about nothing and that a bit of volcanic ash never harmed anyone. Possible UNITE conspiracy. Icelandic eruption pushes election off the front page. Only Klegg can really make a difference. Airlines force government to climb down and re-open Brit airspace. Whoever you vote for big business rules. African grown luxury vegetables dumped while millions go hungry. Gordon opens skies. All is well.