“The society which has abolished every kind of adventure makes its own abolition the only possible adventure.” Paris, May 1968

Wednesday, 4 September 2013

Walkie Talkie melts cars STOP

New skyscraper on Fenchurch Street act as giant magnifying glass STOP Reflecting sunlight and melting cars in nearby street STOP Temperature of 92.6 C recorded STOP Developers Land Securities and Canary Wharf issue joint statement, "We are looking into the matter" STOP Suggest invest in black paint STOP

1 comment:

Dr Llareggub said...

Dunno much about melting cars but I once had a Lada which was so useless. I wanted it to catch fire and cop some insurance. Then came the Moss Side riots in Manchester and I lived in Moss Lane East where all the cars were burning and some were used on the barricades. The cars in the local showroom were all ablaze. I left my Lada unlocked with two gallons of petrol on the back seat. Next morning was smoke and ruins and my Lada was intact. Bad luck. Two days later I was arrested for looting.