“The society which has abolished every kind of adventure makes its own abolition the only possible adventure.” Paris, May 1968

Friday, 7 June 2013

"No power in the universe can stop the UKIPS."

A new Doctor needs to be chosen and in this age of consultation it was deemed essential that a YouGov survey be conducted to asses links between political persuasion and Doctor Who preferences. Should The Doctor be gay or straight? Black or white? Male or female? Are swivel eyed loons actualy Daleks or just one step away from UKIP? It will come as no surprise to readers of this blog to learn that UKIP supporters are strongly in favour of a Doctor who is white, male and not one of those shirt lifter types.
I stepped inside the Tardis once. It was on a visit to Ealing Studios a few years back. I'm not wanting to  piss on anyone's chips here but I have to report that the dimensions inside seemed pretty similar to those outside. The Met once brought an unsuccessful action to claim trade mark rights to The Tardis. ( sighs and switches off computer.)


Anonymous said...

Lies, damn lies...
The survey shows that UKIP supporters are the group least interested in Doctor Who - 71% aren't interested. The group most interested are of course the lib-dems.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, that's 74% of the kippers don't give a toss about Dr Who.