Jamie Oliver Saviour of the Universe.

Would you fucking Adam n Eve it? Having sorted out school dinners, the inadequacy of the American diet, youth unemployment and for all I know the meaning of life, Jamie Oliver, who's own children obviously go to posh private schools, has turned his attention to education. Jamie's Dream School will, with the help of some of his celeb mates, attempt to show kids that a proper pukka education is really cool. I mean, how fucking good is that? Fuck me Jamie you are a proper caution and no mistake. Not since Flash Gordon has there been such a top geezer. So what next for the cheerful mockney? Middle East Peace Envoy perhaps. Go for it Jamie, job for life mate.